What's made you grumpy today?

Started by pxr5, February 25, 2022, 02:24:57 PM

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Matt2112


Fishy

Quote from: Matt2112 on August 11, 2023, 03:44:44 PMQuad bikes...just fck off!!! ::)
Can we add jet skis to that list
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Thenop

Quote from: Fishy on August 11, 2023, 02:27:11 PM
Quote from: Slim on August 11, 2023, 01:31:28 PM
Quote from: Fishy on August 11, 2023, 08:07:32 AMI thought the days of putting towels down on chairs and fucking off for hours on end was a thing of the past.. stupid lazy Brits still keeping it alive and kicking

It's usually the Germans who do that. Harry Kane's going to have to watch out for that in the dressing room at Bayern.

Yes I thought so too.. but hardly any Germans here that I can hear.. mainly Brits..

Over here it's still Germans digging holes on the beach though. Idiots.

Matt2112

Seems to be more posts from folk on overseas holidays in the grumpy thread than anywhere else. ::) ;D

Thenop

Quote from: Matt2112 on August 11, 2023, 07:13:04 PMSeems to be more posts from folk on overseas holidays in the grumpy thread than anywhere else. ::) ;D

Holiday thread: Twas the land of Milk and Honey
Grumpy thread: Brits overseas are all twats >:(

Fishy

Quote from: Matt2112 on August 11, 2023, 07:13:04 PMSeems to be more posts from folk on overseas holidays in the grumpy thread than anywhere else. ::) ;D

Being on holiday must focus the mind a bit more😀
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Slim

Quote from: Thenop on August 11, 2023, 06:46:57 PMOver here it's still Germans digging holes on the beach though. Idiots.

Provided they don't bring sandbags and machine guns, we can live with that
H5N1 kIlled a wild swan

Fishy

Don't mean to be anti German or anything but it's a horrible language to have to listen to..
My lawyer had insisted that I say other horrible languages are available ...
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Matt2112

Quote from: Fishy on August 11, 2023, 09:52:28 PMDon't mean to be anti German or anything but it's a horrible language to have to listen to..
My lawyer had insisted that I say other horrible languages are available ...

Aye, bloody foreigners, spoiling our overseas holidays. :)

Fishy

Quote from: Fishy on August 11, 2023, 06:45:09 PM
Quote from: Matt2112 on August 11, 2023, 03:44:44 PMQuad bikes...just fck off!!! ::)
Can we add jet skis to that list

Can we add loud cunts on their mobiles who insist on having a conversation that everyone can hear
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captainkurtz

Quote from: Fishy on August 12, 2023, 10:00:52 AM
Quote from: Fishy on August 11, 2023, 06:45:09 PM
Quote from: Matt2112 on August 11, 2023, 03:44:44 PMQuad bikes...just fck off!!! ::)
Can we add jet skis to that list

Can we add loud cunts on their mobiles who insist on having a conversation that everyone can hear
It seems to be getting more and more common for people to be holding their phones out in front of them with the loudspeaker on when on a call.  Hold it to your ear, ffs.

Nickslikk2112

The bastard who decided to light a fag in his Premier Inn room at quarter to seven this morning >:(

I was well away and dreaming and then had to walk down 15 floors with of stairs - and climb back up them again as couldn't be arsed to wait for all the folk going up 5 floors in a lift to clear.

Fishy

Couple 'horrified' at £110 Ryanair ticket print fee https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-66500479

I fucking hate Ryanair...
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Thenop

Eyelid infection since yesterday morn, of course in the weekend. Makes me grumpy for sure, have to wait until tomorrow to get some anti biotic creme.
Meanwhile, I look like a bug eyed loon, and it hurts, burns and itches. Oh well, I'll live.
Did have an encounter with a cyclist this afternoon while out walking the dogs. He wanted to pass me by where there's no room and it was a pedestrian walkway. So I told him. He still tried, but I believe there's a law of physics that dictates two objects can not inhabite the same space at the same time. So he ended up on the adjacent lawn. I'm sure he tried giving me the evil eye, but hey, with my current look I'll even win that battle. 

pxr5

A wasp nest in the soffit space of our house. The annoying fuckers are everywhere and coming in open doors and windows. Thankfully these ones are quite slow and small. I'd put up with them but the wifey hates them with a passion. So our friendly exterminator came out earlier and squirted a load of wasp death juice into the hole. If they aren't gone in 2 days he'll come back for free (he says he never gets more than 1 recall a year if they aren't all dead, he's that good apparently and has great recommendations). We'll see, but they look aggrieved at the moment - swarming everywhere, which is normal wasp man says.
"Oh, for the wings of any bird other than a Battery hen."