What's made you grumpy today?

[The Picnic Wasp]

I really need to remove the visor from my bike helmet. I rarely leave the house without clattering it off a door on the way out.

[Nickslikk2112]

I fell off the bike a couple of months ago - completely my fault - ended up with a cut above the lip and various bruises.  I'm almost certain that the helmet (the first point of impact) saved me a trip to the hospital at least!  First fall in approx 5 or 6 years and the helmet wearing was 100% worth it.

When I fell off and broke my collar bone, first thing I was asked at A&E was "Were you wearing a helmet". They were pleased when I said yes, but no bit of my head touched the road.

[Fishy]

This fucking miserable wet fucking dull fucking grey cunting fucking weather

[Thenop]

This fucking miserable wet fucking dull fucking grey cunting fucking weather

Didn't realise you were my neighbour.

[The Picnic Wasp]

This fucking miserable wet fucking dull fucking grey cunting fucking weather

Coins are now falling out the swear box.

[Matt2112]

July has been absolute dogsh!t.

Not sure why I censored a relatively moderate swear word there...

[Fishy]

July has been absolute dogsh!t.

Not sure why I censored a relatively moderate swear word there...

And August hasn't started any better..

[Nickslikk2112]

July has been absolute dogsh!t.

Not sure why I censored a relatively moderate swear word there...

And August hasn't started any better..

Aye, sun had just come out, looking good for a bike ride, went for a shit and now rains coming

[captainkurtz]

Scottish power.
Corrupt, incompetent, lazy, thieving c**ts.

[Nick]

Mowing over cat shit.

[Fishy]

Missing the super moon thanks to the fucking  cloudy rainy dull cunting bastard
weather

[David L]

Mowing over cat shit.

Absolutely disgusting. If you know where it came from, send it back

[Nick]

Mowing over cat shit.

Absolutely disgusting. If you know where it came from, send it back

Unfortunately it's from our (the wife's) cats!

[The Picnic Wasp]

Missing the super moon thanks to the fucking  cloudy rainy dull cunting bastard
weather

Are you practicing for Geddy's effing book? Not sure my spellings correct. Tequilad to the max tonight. Not sure why.

[David L]

Mowing over cat shit.

Absolutely disgusting. If you know where it came from, send it back

Unfortunately it's from our (the wife's) cats!

Suck it up then