What's made you grumpy today?

[Fishy]

Cal Mac cancelling ferries to Arran today and completely fucking up our long weekend and the accommodation cunts refusing to give us a refund/ credit note/ reschedule dates...

[pxr5]

My son and his girlfriend were in the process of buying a house and the whole deal has fallen through today, mainly due to the dick way the estate agent handled things.

[Nickslikk2112]

Ordered the New Von Hertzen Brothers album in a Vinyl and CD bundle. Turned up today, no CD 

[Nick]

Digging over the garden, had to stop numerous times as the back just gives me too much gip. Job done though and the garden looking cleaned up.

[Nickslikk2112]

Words of advice: DON'T GARDEN!!!

It's better for your back and it's better for wildlife.

[dom]

I see Johnson is comparing the Ukrainian war to Brexit and he's right of course. Such a pity that the UK couldn't wrest itself from the control and influence of Russia. I hope Ukraine manages to do so.

[Rufus_the_dawg]

Maybe the CONservatives should exit themselves from Russian money.

[Slim]

I've been pleased to see that same Brexit spirit in the Ukrainian people these last weeks. Haven't heard what the PM has said, will check later.

As for Russian money and the Conservative Party - a Conservative PM has assumed the mantle of Leader of the Free World in this crisis. No country has done more to help the Ukrainians resist Russia. So I'd love to know what you think those Russian donors got for their money.

[Rufus_the_dawg]

The laughing stock of the free world more like.

But has "Boris" would say

err ummher welll ttttherrrr um did you hear me laughing pepper umm whats that umm de dum oven ready stockkkk err pow wow holidays freeeeeee dom where is he king of world pig what um dum brexit oh brexit

[Matt2112]

An NHS admin mishap at post-op scans today extending my visit for at least an hour.

I'm often exasperated at the difference in my experience of the NHS when comparing the quality of their medical treatment (exceptional) and their admin, which is quite poor.

[Slim]

The BBC's Nicky Campbell repeatedly using the term "toxic masculinity" this morning, to refer to Will Smith whacking Chris Rock. I have no doubt that if either of the men involved had been a white person, it would have been a racist incident as well. Doesn't matter which.

[David L]

Doesn't matter which.

I get that - spot on

[captainkurtz]

Someone should have given Smith a slap after that acceptance speech.  Jesus.

[Rufus_the_dawg]

The joke was crass, but you dont hit people.

[Rufus_the_dawg]

Trying to sort out squash coaching out for kids to bring the next generation on and the manager of the sports centre is being a pain in the arse.