Eurovision 2022

[Slim]

Belgium. Another ballad but just a little overwrought and generic. 5.

[Slim]

These scripted dialogues between the presenters are so witty, aren't they?

[R6GYY]

Belgium. Nothing inspiring. Nothing to lift it above the rest. I predict it'll end up in the bottom half. But I'm notoriously bad at Eurovision predictions!

[R6GYY]

These scripted dialogues between the presenters are so witty, aren't they?

Well you just made me laugh 😃.

[R6GYY]

Probably in a minority here, but I really enjoyed the Greece entry.

[Slim]

9 to go! And here comes the Greek entry. It's another power ballad. I think it's OK.

Has she got knickers on under there? When her dress was rear-projected I thought I caught a glimpse of her labia.

5.

[Slim]

This Iceland tune has a nice mood and it's a bit different. Nice sort of electric folky girl chorus thing going on. But the tune is nothing special. 6.5.

[R6GYY]

Iceland. No thanks. Yawnsville.

[R6GYY]

Moldova. I don't have words.

[Slim]

Moldova LOL

Delightfully spirited hoedown. Hey ho, let's go. Surely a nod to the Ramones. But the novelty wore off quickly. 5.

[Slim]

Sweden. She's performing from the floor and I think Sandie Shaw did that first. It's a pretty tasteful ballad, performed with panache. Good one, 6.5.

[R6GYY]

Enormous chorus from Sweden. Better than some I've heard tonight.

[Slim]

Is this bloke really Australian? I expected a corked bush hat and a can of Fosters. Another overwrought and pompous ballad. Poor. 3.

[R6GYY]

Is this bloke really Australian? I expected a corked bush hat and a can of Fosters. Another overwrought and pompous ballad. Poor. 3.

ROTFPMSL.
Thank you James.

[R6GYY]

Well, that was refreshing and the best UK entry in many years.