What's made you grumpy today?

Started by pxr5, February 25, 2022, 02:24:57 PM

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The Picnic Wasp

I really need to remove the visor from my bike helmet. I rarely leave the house without clattering it off a door on the way out.

Nickslikk2112

Quote from: dom on July 31, 2023, 02:20:10 PMI fell off the bike a couple of months ago - completely my fault - ended up with a cut above the lip and various bruises.  I'm almost certain that the helmet (the first point of impact) saved me a trip to the hospital at least!  First fall in approx 5 or 6 years and the helmet wearing was 100% worth it.

When I fell off and broke my collar bone, first thing I was asked at A&E was "Were you wearing a helmet". They were pleased when I said yes, but no bit of my head touched the road.

Fishy

This fucking miserable wet fucking dull fucking grey cunting fucking weather
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Thenop

Quote from: Fishy on July 31, 2023, 03:38:14 PMThis fucking miserable wet fucking dull fucking grey cunting fucking weather

Didn't realise you were my neighbour.

The Picnic Wasp

Quote from: Fishy on July 31, 2023, 03:38:14 PMThis fucking miserable wet fucking dull fucking grey cunting fucking weather

Coins are now falling out the swear box.

Matt2112

July has been absolute dogsh!t.

Not sure why I censored a relatively moderate swear word there... ::)

Fishy

Quote from: Matt2112 on July 31, 2023, 11:14:12 PMJuly has been absolute dogsh!t.

Not sure why I censored a relatively moderate swear word there... ::)

And August hasn't started any better..
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Nickslikk2112

Quote from: Fishy on August 01, 2023, 09:33:25 AM
Quote from: Matt2112 on July 31, 2023, 11:14:12 PMJuly has been absolute dogsh!t.

Not sure why I censored a relatively moderate swear word there... ::)

And August hasn't started any better..
Aye, sun had just come out, looking good for a bike ride, went for a shit and now rains coming :(

captainkurtz

Scottish power.
Corrupt, incompetent, lazy, thieving c**ts.

Nick


Fishy

Missing the super moon thanks to the fucking  cloudy rainy dull cunting bastard
weather
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David L

Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2023, 06:41:48 PMMowing over cat shit.
Absolutely disgusting. If you know where it came from, send it back

Nick

Quote from: David L on August 01, 2023, 08:20:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2023, 06:41:48 PMMowing over cat shit.
Absolutely disgusting. If you know where it came from, send it back

Unfortunately it's from our (the wife's) cats!

The Picnic Wasp

Quote from: Fishy on August 01, 2023, 07:27:59 PMMissing the super moon thanks to the fucking  cloudy rainy dull cunting bastard
weather

Are you practicing for Geddy's effing book? Not sure my spellings correct. Tequilad to the max tonight. Not sure why.

David L

Quote from: Nick on August 02, 2023, 12:43:34 AM
Quote from: David L on August 01, 2023, 08:20:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 01, 2023, 06:41:48 PMMowing over cat shit.
Absolutely disgusting. If you know where it came from, send it back

Unfortunately it's from our (the wife's) cats!
Suck it up then  ;)