Quote from: Fishy on July 28, 2023, 11:38:47 AMBees I have a lot of time for.. if they come near you they know you're not a flower and go away.. they hardly ever come in the house.. I like bees
Wasps.. the cuntiest of all insects

Best superlative adjective ever!

Quote from: Fishy on July 28, 2023, 11:38:47 AMBees I have a lot of time for.. if they come near you they know you're not a flower and go away.. they hardly ever come in the house.. I like bees
Wasps.. the cuntiest of all insects

And they shake their little bottoms and do a little dance when you revive them with a spoon of sugared water.  Cute little fuckers.

Quote from: The Picnic Wasp on July 28, 2023, 11:40:47 AM

Quote from: Fishy on July 28, 2023, 08:42:01 AM

Quote from: pdw1 on July 27, 2023, 09:43:56 PMGot stung by a wasp this evening 

Wasps are cunts

Have we met? 😂 Actually sounds like we have. 😉

Ah sorry no offence intended.. unless of course you are a cunt so my remarks stand.. lol😀

Quote from: Slim on July 28, 2023, 11:27:56 AMAnts are descended from the early wasps.

An insect the word cunt was made for.

Every fucking year, plagued with them. Destroying my beautiful lawn with their mounds of finely-graded earth. Nothing seems to touch them, apart from boiling water............which destroys the grass too!

Quote from: Fishy on July 28, 2023, 08:42:01 AM

Quote from: pdw1 on July 27, 2023, 09:43:56 PMGot stung by a wasp this evening 

Wasps are cunts

Absolutely.
 
One of the bastards stung me on my shin during ride today. I felt it, but was at a junction so didn't look right away, then I looked down and saw the little bugger repeatedly jabbing me took me ages to flick it away too 

Quote from: Slim on July 28, 2023, 11:27:56 AMAnts are descended from the early wasps.

Ants, bees and wasps are all part of the order Hymenoptera.

When you get flying ants - and I'm sure the buggers will soon emerge in my kitchen- they look very much like lots of the solitary Wasp species.

Quote from: Nickslikk2112 on July 28, 2023, 02:30:52 PMWhen you get flying ants - and I'm sure the buggers will soon emerge in my kitchen- they look very much like lots of the solitary Wasp species.

The little buggers have flitted! They've all come out from under the skirting board in the dining room

Didn't half scare the budgie...

We had some emerging from a gap between two patio tiles a few weeks ago. Harsh chemicals and boiling water were used.

We got the vacuum cleaner out...

Hot water and bleach sorted the little bastards out in our garden..

Quote from: David L on July 28, 2023, 01:49:17 PM

Quote from: Slim on July 28, 2023, 11:27:56 AMAnts are descended from the early wasps.

An insect the word cunt was made for.

Every fucking year, plagued with them. Destroying my beautiful lawn with their mounds of finely-graded earth. Nothing seems to touch them, apart from boiling water............which destroys the grass too!

I've never seen those mounds you describe. Maybe it doesn't happen up here. Sounds fascinating.

I like ants. Could watch them for ages. Got some which nip in and out of a crack in the concrete of my front path. They don't seem to do any harm but I've never seen them indoors which could be problematic.

Quote from: The Picnic Wasp on July 28, 2023, 11:32:02 PMI've never seen those mounds you describe. Maybe it doesn't happen up here. Sounds fascinating.

Every year we get the same thing .. piles of sandy dust where they've emerged from between the patio tiles. Annoying. There must be billions of the buggers down there.

Quote from: Slim on July 28, 2023, 11:47:14 PM

Quote from: The Picnic Wasp on July 28, 2023, 11:32:02 PMI've never seen those mounds you describe. Maybe it doesn't happen up here. Sounds fascinating.

Every year we get the same thing .. piles of sandy dust where they've emerged from between the patio tiles. Annoying. There must be billions of the buggers down there.

And they are all looking up thinking with their hivemind: there must be billions of these giants up there, everywhere we want to emerge they put a kettle on to try and get rid of us. But we shall prevail in the end! Let's see who has the last laugh in 46000 years!

Quote from: Thenop on July 29, 2023, 05:34:59 AM

Quote from: Slim on July 28, 2023, 11:47:14 PM

Quote from: The Picnic Wasp on July 28, 2023, 11:32:02 PMI've never seen those mounds you describe. Maybe it doesn't happen up here. Sounds fascinating.

Every year we get the same thing .. piles of sandy dust where they've emerged from between the patio tiles. Annoying. There must be billions of the buggers down there.

And they are all looking up thinking with their hivemind: there must be billions of these giants up there, everywhere we want to emerge they put a kettle on to try and get rid of us. But we shall prevail in the end! Let's see who has the last laugh in 46000 years!

I'm sure they're not pre-occupied with self-flagellation like we are. The human race will probably be wiped out, ultimately, from stress-related illness